February 2012
Why I (a gay guy) will be forever alone:
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm famous and completely inaccessible.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm straight, so the only serious relationship we'll ever have begins with a "b".
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a douchebag, and for the most part you'll just be a really awesome fleshlight to me.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm twice your age, so most people will assume we're related and that'll make any kind of PDA painfully awkward.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a lot younger than you. Jail anyone?
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm taken and/or blissfully happy without you.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm going to friend-zone you. Good luck not developing feelings for me while I depend on you for everything except romance!
Attractive boy: Hi! I live in Narnia.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm not even the slightest bit interested in you because you're too tall, or too short, or too skinny, or too fat, or too fem, or too masc, or too boring, or too outgoing, or I don't like your skin color, or I find your crooked teeth disgusting, or I think your hair is gross, or some other reason that will make you feel like there's something or several things terribly wrong with you.
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Those nights when you feel like shit but you can’t just go sleep it off cause you got stuff to do.
Mhm Bella wants the D.
thavylim:
Chris Brown -Wet the bed
that-awkwardly-dead-turtle:
ar-see:
Beyoncé -...
maeeemfckah:
Love when I’m ready. Not when I’m lonely.
I’m so fuckin stupid. I don’t know where the hell my phone is. It’s most likely stolen now. I’m so mad.
Let's make this girl the most reblogged picture on...
I don’t care what you do JUST OWN UP TO IT.
illicitwords:
Lately I have been trying to focus on myself as much as possible; I have learned that nobody but yourself can help you reach a solid form of happiness. I do enjoy indulging in a person, but there’s nothing like the feeling of being independently happy. Loneliness is always a factor, but sometimes you just don’t care. Would you rather chase people begging for attention or truly be...
