January 2012
Married Life - Juritztiction Doesn’t Matter -...
I want an unknown relationship
1112am:
Not a public one where everyone has to know
I will not say that I am single
or will I deny the fact that I’m taken
but nobody has to know with who and what goes on between us
I think the quietest relationships last the longest
the number one thing that ruins relationships are the surroundings
"I see you looking at my booty, booty, booty,...
who’s not going to look at your ass Lori
It’s just complicated.
How school is going to be in 100 years time...
Teacher: Today we will be learning about the start of the World Wide Web War on January 19/20, 2012, now turn to page 394 on your Kindles
Student: My great grandparents fought in that war. On their Tumblr blogs.
Teacher: You must be very proud of them
today is not my day.
Mixed signals like wtf. Why can’t anyone just straight up tell you things these days?
Don’t fuckin message me when you’re not going to message back.
Freakin’ frustrated.
I don’t get why you have to play your little games. Why can’t you straight up tell me what’s up?
SIN · SAI: r0bertbrowniejr: Yesterday my mom... →
agniology:
egiaslolwut:
dovahcuunt:
jamieintheskywithdiamonds:
snazzycookies:
r0bertbrowniejr:
Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink...
Clean guys are attractive.
hollabacknick:
faithtastic:
It’s nice when a guy doesn’t smoke or drink. Also when they dress nice, and have good manners/don’t use bad language all the time. It’s hard to find guys like that nowadays though.
Finally, some appreciation. I’ll still take a shot tho, HOLLA.
Yes you freakin saw me today at lunch you wouldn’t have asked if you didn’t notice LOOL
talking about internet friends
mom: how do you know this person
me: they went to my school but they moved
That awkward moment when you realize you're the...
When we go to the bathroom, and look at the mirror, they’re like:
And i’m like
So I had a cool conversation with some worker at 24. Now why can’t I have the same conversation with Mr.24hourfitness?
